Thursday, June 26, 2008

Save Our Negroes!

TO: SCAN Product Development Department
FROM: Lucious Newhouse, designer
RE: SABP

For your approval:

In light of the continued practice of police officers shooting defenseless black people while they are carrying everything from a sandwich to a cellphone to a wallet in their hands, the members of SABP (Save Our Black People), Anti-Police Brutality Unit are desperate to find a temporary solution to stem the tide long enough for SCAN to come up with a viable solution.

It with all seriousness we are considering putting this latest product into mass production right away.

Example #001 (click to enlarge)


Too subtle? We could add bullet holes across "Don't Shoot" with red blood dripping.

Thank you and we await your reply.

12 comments:

Dennis said...

I'd definitely wear the second one, but the first one is too dangerous. The police will see the gun and shoot to kill even though it clearly looks fake and the t-shirt was DON'T shoot. You can't be to careful (or too light-skinned) with certain police officers.

mia. said...

I like the second one... can you make it in 3X? Not only is my boyfriend a big dude, he's a big target roaming the mean streets of South Central Los Angeles.

Mari-Djata said...

This shirt is FIYAH!!!

Anonymiss said...

I really like the 2nd shirt.

Tamra said...

I love them both, but I *really* dig the second one. I may have to break down and get one...

Anonymous said...

I love them both and would order if available.

Stankoniforous One said...

Dr. Stank requests to be fast tracked for the 2nd T. XL please.

Professor Tracey said...

I love both!!!!

staghounds said...

You'll have to put the first one in your checked baggage if you fly, though. And no way could you wear it to school.

staghounds said...

And seriously, consider taking the the "I'M" off the second shire.

Makes it more like a warning label.

Dazjae said...

LOVE it.

Dazjae said...

Oops.
I thought it was the front and back of the same shirt. Which would be fierce.

Zazzle dot com allows front and back printing I think.